My personal Coat-of-arms

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"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others. -Jonathan Winters" -Anonymous

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"Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal. "Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second. "Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third." -admin

"A famous lawyer found himself at the Pearly Gates, "St. Peter, this must be a mistake! I'm too young to die! I'm only 49!!" "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to your billable hours, you're 114!"" -admin

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